Saturday, August 02, 2014

Saturday 4 August 2012

The decontaminated beanstalk woman had two pussies, both black, both french. Les Chats Noires. She rustled her leaves and stretched way up into the sky.
"So many men have tried to climb these branches." she shot a bright look at Denton Horsehat, but his chin was too strong, like the prow of a great ship, and it glanced off the side.
"There's gold in my face you know." she said,
"Fee Fi Fo Fum."
"I have a friend, living in France, who has married a trillionaire beans magnate."

Irritated by his own success at everything, Denton Horsehat rounded on me.
"Watching you live your life is like watching a hamster run around inside a wheel." he said.
"Thanks!" I cried, running past him.
"It's true that I was starting to enjoy your company, but now I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"


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