Sunday, April 23, 2006

Sans knickers


I went up the road just before to buy a sandwhich.
I didn't have any knickers on.
Everyone stared at me.
How did they know??


8 Comments:

Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

If you took your knickers off because you were ovulating, it might have been your smell.

11:53 PM  
Blogger bennyprofane said...

They must have had a magic watch. Ask the Swan for more details.

6:58 PM  
Blogger fatmammycat said...

Perhaps it was the ooze emanating from your nethers that gave you away?

4:38 AM  
Blogger Face said...

ooze? Oooze? I'll have you know my pussy is pristine, and my bum I clean with 'Brilliantine'.
I most certainly was not ovulating, and the only watches those people wear are quite mundane, I assure you.

6:00 AM  
Blogger SafeTinspector said...

Were your pants tight? Perhaps it was camel-toe.
Wait...were you wearing pants? If you weren't, then there's a dead givaway.
Maybe it was the "I've-got-a-secret" grin you wore.

7:04 AM  
Blogger bennyprofane said...

perhaps some sly rogue had surreptitiously (and coincidentally) stuck a "Kick me! I'm not wearing any knickers!" sign to your back...

3:06 PM  
Blogger bennyprofane said...

NO! WAIT! I'VE GOT IT!!
THEY HAD MIRRORS ON THEIR SHOES!!!!!
Every primary-school-boy-thinkin' stinkin' one-o-them.

5:37 PM  
Blogger Face said...

Safe-T insopector came closest. I WASN'T wearing pants! Ha-HA!

Although I was wearing a long skirt, so that makes up for it.

I think it must have just been that I knew, and therefore had a 'I have no knickers on' expression, and they caught on to it.

12:58 AM  

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