Sans knickers
I went up the road just before to buy a sandwhich.
I didn't have any knickers on.
Everyone stared at me.
How did they know??
posted by Face at 7:34 PM
Sunday, April 23, 2006
I went up the road just before to buy a sandwhich.
I didn't have any knickers on.
Everyone stared at me.
How did they know??
5 Comments:
If you took your knickers off because you were ovulating, it might have been your smell.
Perhaps it was the ooze emanating from your nethers that gave you away?
ooze? Oooze? I'll have you know my pussy is pristine, and my bum I clean with 'Brilliantine'.
I most certainly was not ovulating, and the only watches those people wear are quite mundane, I assure you.
Were your pants tight? Perhaps it was camel-toe.
Wait...were you wearing pants? If you weren't, then there's a dead givaway.
Maybe it was the "I've-got-a-secret" grin you wore.
Safe-T insopector came closest. I WASN'T wearing pants! Ha-HA!
Although I was wearing a long skirt, so that makes up for it.
I think it must have just been that I knew, and therefore had a 'I have no knickers on' expression, and they caught on to it.
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