Tuesday, September 25, 2007


I went to the strangest planet last week, for the most out of it assignment I have yet been assigned. The brief was as follows:

-Stay in this place for all your awake time, only leave for sleep of the dead. Dont see anyone you know or love.

-Be surrounded by creatures of extreme angularity and tallness, so that their hipbones bump in to your sternum at every turn.

-Clothe and Benakedise these creatures on demand, have their breasts rest on your head, and the shorter creatures' nipples poke you in the eyeballs.

-See breasts all day, wish you were a lesbian for some job satisfaction. As it is just spend the time comparing your own breasts to theirs.

-Eat only small cooked land birds and nothing else at all. Maybe a leaf now and then.

-Be not paid save for the massive props and somewhat monotonous bags of 'goodies'.

-Begin to place unwarranted value on 'goodies', as opposed to the things in life that really matter (?)

-Hoard 'goodies' furtively. Brag to others.

-Be in an environment of extreme fashion, wearing only a sack printed with the word 'idiot'.


Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

Isn't that what the French call "haute couture". But good boobies in a bad dress are better than bad boobies in a good dress.

9:59 AM  
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8:12 PM  
Blogger Lady Maladroit said...

Hey I got one of those posts too, someone leaving for the airport supposing that they had talked to me, if so I don't recall a thing. Is it daterape drugs or just weird assholes trying to get us into schemes that make money for everyone who is not us?

4:23 AM  
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I will thank you to desist from 'entering' anything here, Adam Brown Sir.

4:21 AM  

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