Wednesday, May 10, 2006

I'm just a wet muppet dog with a shaggable ass who is howling at the moon.

You Are Rain

You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.

You are best known for: your touch

Your dominant state: changing

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Asslee Bendover

You Are Rowlf the Dog

Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both."

You Are The Moon

You represent the unconscious side of life, what happens in dreams.
You are capable of great genius - but also of great madness.
Emotions tend to be primal for you, both your fears and your fantasies.
Your intuition is always right, listening to it is the difficult part.

Your fortune:

You are about to embark on a very important journey - and a very difficult one.
Some of your deepest dreams will be realized, as well as some of your deepest nightmares.
Follow your creativity and visions; stay away from your weaknesses.
You are taking a voyage to the center of yourself, and you may be pleasantly surprised by what you discover.


Blogger surly fag said...

the first quiz result seems to suggest 'unwelcoming' is the binary opposite of 'sexy'.

are you at once physically attractive and repulsive? or it is more that you are both sexually inviting yet mysteriously frigid once i arrive at you. either way, the more time i spend with you leaves me feeling hotter and ever more welcoming.

2:35 AM  
Blogger Face said...

The overlapping text on the comments bulletin seems to suggest that you are called 'sunny rag' rather than what I later figured out to be you, 'surly fag'.
Have you ever spent much time with West spacland lesbians?
I had to have a work party with all of them tonight.
The policewoman was repellant.
Apart from that they were alright, but they took my mangoes and wouldnt give them back.

6:04 AM  
Blogger Ricky Saucedo said...


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