I'm going to live forever......ever........ever........ever
The crazy band of freewheeling film students did not give up so easily.
It was a long and bitter chase, but in the end I lost and was... 'discovered'.
And like the wanton whore every woman really is deep, deep down inside, I succumbed. The attention, you see.
The other weekend I was made to eat a man on camera. I and two other females feasted on his sweaty flesh. It was most disgusting, made much worse by the fact that I was hung-over from not being drunk the night before.
Later the same day I was required to play the part of Jupiter, the gassy planet. Perhaps it was my astounding farts that got me the job? I may never know.
It was the toothbrushing scene that really had me confused.
And then, almost as soon as it had started, the flurry of interest in my talents was over.
Ah, fame. She is a fickle mistress after all.
It was a long and bitter chase, but in the end I lost and was... 'discovered'.
And like the wanton whore every woman really is deep, deep down inside, I succumbed. The attention, you see.
The other weekend I was made to eat a man on camera. I and two other females feasted on his sweaty flesh. It was most disgusting, made much worse by the fact that I was hung-over from not being drunk the night before.
Later the same day I was required to play the part of Jupiter, the gassy planet. Perhaps it was my astounding farts that got me the job? I may never know.
It was the toothbrushing scene that really had me confused.
And then, almost as soon as it had started, the flurry of interest in my talents was over.
Ah, fame. She is a fickle mistress after all.
posted by Face at 6:27 PM
2 Comments:
Saturn is gassier than Jupiter, but neither are good parts for a lady. Had I been your agent I would have got you Venus if you were willing to do the nude scenes.
Thanks, GB. I would not have chosen to play Jupiter either if it was up to me. I always kind of identified with Pluto actually, or as it is now known, asteroid #134340.
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